VOLUME 72 of the world famous Top Of The Pops series of records has just been released, and record shops everywhere are reporting thousands of customers clamouring for their copies.
A spokesperson for Red Hot Records Ltd. said “This happens every time the Top Of The Poppers release a new LP. It’s even worse now there are 16 smash hits taken straight from the charts on each record. We are totally exhausted trying to cope with the demand. I wish they’d stop doing this to us.”
Label: Hallmark SHM 3008